village idiot menu

Tuesdays

Enjoy $2 chicken or beef & $4 shrimp, steak or fish tacos all day! Wash them down with 1/2 price Tito's Highball Drinks.

Who's An Idiot?

In 2011, John Sarno had an epiphany that the town of Patchogue needed something a little bit more off beat, out of the box, and eccentric from the other restaurants in town. A place that integrated his passion for sports and comedy.

Stoopid Sliders

3 Sliders Per Order. Served with Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Salads

DRESSINGS: Italian • Blue Cheese • Balsamic Vinaigrette • Caesar • Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette • Ranch • Thousand Island • Cilantro Lime Dressing • Honey Mustard

Southwest Salad

Romaine lettuce, black beans, roasted corn, red onion, and cheddar cheese, served in a crispy tortilla bowl with cilantro lime vinaigrette, topped with cajun chicken | substitute *steak or shrimp $3

Burgers

All Burgers Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Sandwiches

All Sandwiches Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Wraps & Paninis

All Wraps & Paninis Served with Choice of Crinkle Cut Fries or House Made Potato Chips.

Parmesan Rice

Prices subject to change without notice | Prices on menu reflect a cash discount.